Here are some hilarious and funny Whatsapp Status
to complete your day and that of your friends.
1. My biggest concern in life is actually how my
online friends can be informed of my death..!!
2. I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats
An Apple A Day…
3. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
4. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you
never know when to finish.
5. People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF
is the Reason…
6 A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have
that people are still thinking.
7. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they
carry your blood.
8. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting
without looking 🙂
9. The only time success comes before work is in
dictionary.
10. Light travels faster than sound…that’s why
people appear bright until they speak
11. I wonder how police on bikes arrest people.
“Alright, get in the basket.”
12. Guys are like stars, there are millions of
them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
13. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and
ends with a tear.
14. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
15. Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but
about the moments that take your breathe away.
16. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode. Now
hush, or you’ll drain my battery.
17. I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or
sends me a message will become my enemy.
18. I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me
for it. We don’t like to talk about it.
19. Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny
and silver.
20. You’re just jealous because the voices like
talking to me more.
21. Girls Phone Numbers For Friendship
Want to be cool and still be funny with few humor
words on Whatsapp? Here is the best list for you.
1. I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try
it once.
2. I love buying new things but I hate spending
money.
3. I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining
why I’m Right.
4. I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid
as cool as theirs.
5.. I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have
a personality that you can’t handle.
6. Courage is grace under pressure.
7. I’m thankful for every moment.
8. One good thing about music, when it hits you,
you feel no pain.
9. Where words fail, music speaks.
10. Music in the soul can be heard by the
universe.
11. All animals are equal, but some animals are
more equal than others.
12. We came equals into this world, and equals
shall we go out of it.
Each day / week, it is amazing to share at least
one love Whatsapp status quotes, to make that person feel special.
1. In love Never say “Sorry”!..
2. When I think about U…I don’t feel so alone….
3. If you were thinking about someone ,while
Studying you’re definitely in LUV…
4. Luv is that ,which can never explained.
5. Love is That Which can not see the Religious,
Caste, Rich, Poor in life..
6. I want to be in your arms, where you hold me
tight and never let me go.
7. I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But
I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u.
8. The person who makes u happiest is the person
who can hurt you the most.
9. No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really
love, they will always find the time for you !
10. Every night I go to sleep hoping and wishing
that dreams come true. Every night, in my dreams, I am with you.
11. A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden
world of HURT & LIES.
12. It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad,
but the best ones that you can’t bring it back.
13. Pretending to be happy when you’re in pain is
just an example of how strong you are as a person.
14. You’re better off being alone than being with
someone who makes you feel like you’re alone.
15. I love to cry in the rain because that’s the
only time no one can hear the pain.
16. I don’t understand why life keeps trying to
teach me lessons I don’t want to learn.
17. What is love? In math, it’s an equation. In
chemistry, it’s a reaction. In history, it’s a war. In art, it’s a heart. In
me, it’s you.
18. To meet you was fate. To become your friend
was choice. Falling in love with you was out of my control.
19. I fell in love the moment I saw you, and you
smiled at me because you knew.
At times, Life happens to be unfair to us, we just
have to let it go and free ourselves from the agony of Mother Earth!
1. The greatest pain that comes from love is
loving someone you can never have.
2. Sometimes, you have to smile to hide your fears
and laugh to hide your tears.
3. A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden
world of HURT & LIES.
4. It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad,
but the best ones that you can’t bring it back.
5. Pretending to be happy when you’re in pain is
just an example of how strong you are as a person.
6. You’re better off being alone than being with
someone who makes you feel like you’re alone.
7. I love to cry in the rain because that’s the
only time no one can hear the pain.
8. I don’t understand why life keeps trying to
teach me lessons I don’t want to learn.
9. Given that you know a lot about me, doesn’t
mean, am still that person.
10. Everyone is going to hurt you. You just have
to find the ones who are worth suffering for.
11. All of the problems that you face become
smaller if you confront them instead of dodging them.
12. Be kind to everyone you meet. You don’t know
what struggles they’re facing.
Wanting to make that “special person” feel wanted,
loves and cared for. This is the best Romantic whatsapp status for you.
1. Someday, when my daughter smiles at me and asks
me who my very first love was, I don’t want to have to pull out a photo album
to show her. I want to point across the room and tell her “he’s sitting right
there”.
2. I’m not afraid of dying. Death doesn’t scare me
either. It’s losing you that frightens me the most.
3. I pray every night that you will be here
someday. Tonight, I will count all of the stars in the sky and hope that when I
close my eyes, you will once again be right by my side.
4. I can make one promise to you: I will always
love you more than any other person who enters your life.
5. I love how you make me so happy; love the ways
you show that you care. I love the way you whisper “I love you,” and the way
that you’re always there.
6. Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you
everything is perfect.
7. Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day.
Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
8. I love my life because it gave me you; I love
you because you are my life.
9. There are only two times that I want to be with
you… Now and Forever.
10. If I could choose between loving you and
breathing I would chose my last breathe to say I love you.
11. Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons,
but only one person is enough for a beautiful life…
This shows people who you are, what you’ve become
and who are you are definitely going to be!
1. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t
go anywhere until you change it.
2. Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
3. The quickest way to double your money is to
FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
4. Before you judge me make sure that you’re
perfect.
5. It’s better to live alone. There is no
friendship with a fool.
6. Style is a way to say who u are without
speaking.
7. Always remember you are unique, just like
everyone else.
8. People say I have a dirty mind, But I’m say its
just creative!
9. Hey! I found something under my shoe. Oh, wait.
That’s just your attitude.
10. My attitude is not the problem. You just can’t
handle my personality.
11. I don’t have an attitude. I really am that
good.
12. Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude.
My personality is who I am, but my attitude completely depends on who you are.
13. Patience is not about developing the ability
to wait. It’s about learning how to keep a good attitude while you’re waiting.
14. Luck is success without a positive attitude.
Achievement is success with a positive attitude.
15. Your attitude is just as important as your
skills when it comes to success.
1. Don’T Afraid Of Being Outnumbered. Eagles Fly
Alone. Pigeons Flock Together.
3. Never Depends On Others Too Much Because
Someday You Will Have To Walk Alone.
3. I Forgive But Don’T Forget, Because I Never
Want To Be Hurt The Same Way Twice.
4. When You Feel Like You’Re Fighting Alone In
Life That’S When You Should Be Fighting The Hardest !
5. All Relationships Have One Law. Never Make The
One You love Feel Alone, Especially When You’Re There.
6. Sometimes I Feel Like I Just Want To Be Alone !
But What I Actually Want, Is Someone To Just Hold Me And Tell Me Everything
Will Be Ok!
7. It’s better to be alone than surrounded by
people who make you feel alone.
8. I only have 2 to 3 real friends. I just
tolerate everyone else.
9. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the past
glory of friends flocking around me.
10. Will they ever be lovely people in this world
of ours?
1. A Friend Is Someone Who Knows All About You And
Still Loves You.
2. Only A True Best Friend Can Protect You From
Your Immortal Enemies.
3. A Good Friend Is Hard To Find, Hard To Lose, And
Impossible To Forget
4. Best Friend Is Someone Who Loves You When You
Forget To Love Yourself.
5. I Would Rather Walk With A Friend In The Dark,
Than Alone In The Light.
6. A True Friend Is That One Which Takes Your Hand
But Touches Your Heart.
7. Good Friends Are Hard To Find, Difficult To
Leave, Impossible To Forget.
8. Friends Are Like Stars, They Come And Go, But
The Ones That Stay Are The Ones That Glow
9. Good Friends Will Share The Umbrella. Best
Friends Will Steal It And Yell: Run Loser Run!
10.The Best Way To Stay Close To Someone Is By
Being Just Friend. Nothing More And Nothing Less
11. Friendship is a lot like money. It’s easier
made than kept.
12. We can never be friends because I’m still in
love with you.
13. You know you’re the ugly one when your friends
ask you to take the group picture.
14. Good morning, beautiful friends. May you smile
often and enjoy each moment of your day.
15. A friend never leaves his buddy for a slice of
pizza.
Just like guys code, there is also girls code.
Below are the top latest and best girls Whatsapp status.
1. My love for you is a journey_ that starts at
forever and ends at never in Life…..
2. I lost my Heart Can Any body See…??
3. Love is like a Air ..We can’t see it but! we
can feel it..
4. Love is that which, cannot see the poorness…
5. Love in Life ,Make the life beautiful..
6. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the
Heart.
7. In life I need only U!
8. My “Heart” is always Ur!
9. Love is like the sun which coming out from the
clouds and warming Ur soul.
10. True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No
worries then life is good.
Try to motivate and enlightens someone mood today!
1. Always remember that life is short. Believe
slowly, forgive others quickly, let go of your silly ego, laugh louder, love
truly, and don’t ever avoid anything that makes you happy.
2. Be the kindest to unkind people. Those are the
ones who need it most.
3. To be a true champion, you have to keep
believing in yourself even when others stop.
4. Start wherever you are. Use whatever you have.
Do whatever you can.
5. Success means never giving or taking any
excuses.
6. Don’t worry about failing. Worry about those
chances you never take.
7. Be brave. Don’t be afraid to take risks.
Nothing in this world can substitute experience.
8. It’s never too late to dream another dream or
set another goal.
9. You won’t find a rainbow if you’re looking
down, so look up to the sky.
10. When you’re determined and you take action,
it’s never an impossible feat to reach your goal.
Here are some hilarious and funny Whatsapp Status
to complete your day and that of your friends.
1. My biggest concern in life is actually how my
online friends can be informed of my death..!!
2. I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats
An Apple A Day…
3. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
4. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you
never know when to finish.
5. People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF
is the Reason…
6 A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have
that people are still thinking.
7. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they
carry your blood.
8. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting
without looking 🙂
9. The only time success comes before work is in
dictionary.
10. Light travels faster than sound…that’s why
people appear bright until they speak
11. I wonder how police on bikes arrest people.
“Alright, get in the basket.”
12. Guys are like stars, there are millions of
them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
13. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and
ends with a tear.
14. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
15. Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but
about the moments that take your breathe away.
16. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode. Now
hush, or you’ll drain my battery.
17. I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or
sends me a message will become my enemy.
18. I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me
for it. We don’t like to talk about it.
19. Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny
and silver.
20. You’re just jealous because the voices like
talking to me more.
21. Girls Phone Numbers For Friendship
Want to be cool and still be funny with few humor
words on Whatsapp? Here is the best list for you.
1. I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try
it once.
2. I love buying new things but I hate spending
money.
3. I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining
why I’m Right.
4. I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid
as cool as theirs.
5.. I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have
a personality that you can’t handle.
6. Courage is grace under pressure.
7. I’m thankful for every moment.
8. One good thing about music, when it hits you,
you feel no pain.
9. Where words fail, music speaks.
10. Music in the soul can be heard by the
universe.
11. All animals are equal, but some animals are
more equal than others.
12. We came equals into this world, and equals
shall we go out of it.
Each day / week, it is amazing to share at least
one love Whatsapp status quotes, to make that person feel special.
1. In love Never say “Sorry”!..
2. When I think about U…I don’t feel so alone….
3. If you were thinking about someone ,while
Studying you’re definitely in LUV…
4. Luv is that ,which can never explained.
5. Love is That Which can not see the Religious,
Caste, Rich, Poor in life..
6. I want to be in your arms, where you hold me
tight and never let me go.
7. I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But
I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u.
8. The person who makes u happiest is the person
who can hurt you the most.
9. No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really
love, they will always find the time for you !
10. Every night I go to sleep hoping and wishing
that dreams come true. Every night, in my dreams, I am with you.
11. A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden
world of HURT & LIES.
12. It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad,
but the best ones that you can’t bring it back.
13. Pretending to be happy when you’re in pain is
just an example of how strong you are as a person.
14. You’re better off being alone than being with
someone who makes you feel like you’re alone.
15. I love to cry in the rain because that’s the
only time no one can hear the pain.
16. I don’t understand why life keeps trying to
teach me lessons I don’t want to learn.
17. What is love? In math, it’s an equation. In
chemistry, it’s a reaction. In history, it’s a war. In art, it’s a heart. In
me, it’s you.
18. To meet you was fate. To become your friend
was choice. Falling in love with you was out of my control.
19. I fell in love the moment I saw you, and you
smiled at me because you knew.
At times, Life happens to be unfair to us, we just
have to let it go and free ourselves from the agony of Mother Earth!
1. The greatest pain that comes from love is
loving someone you can never have.
2. Sometimes, you have to smile to hide your fears
and laugh to hide your tears.
3. A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden
world of HURT & LIES.
4. It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad,
but the best ones that you can’t bring it back.
5. Pretending to be happy when you’re in pain is
just an example of how strong you are as a person.
6. You’re better off being alone than being with
someone who makes you feel like you’re alone.
7. I love to cry in the rain because that’s the
only time no one can hear the pain.
8. I don’t understand why life keeps trying to
teach me lessons I don’t want to learn.
9. Given that you know a lot about me, doesn’t
mean, am still that person.
10. Everyone is going to hurt you. You just have
to find the ones who are worth suffering for.
11. All of the problems that you face become
smaller if you confront them instead of dodging them.
12. Be kind to everyone you meet. You don’t know
what struggles they’re facing.
Wanting to make that “special person” feel wanted,
loves and cared for. This is the best Romantic whatsapp status for you.
1. Someday, when my daughter smiles at me and asks
me who my very first love was, I don’t want to have to pull out a photo album
to show her. I want to point across the room and tell her “he’s sitting right
there”.
2. I’m not afraid of dying. Death doesn’t scare me
either. It’s losing you that frightens me the most.
3. I pray every night that you will be here
someday. Tonight, I will count all of the stars in the sky and hope that when I
close my eyes, you will once again be right by my side.
4. I can make one promise to you: I will always
love you more than any other person who enters your life.
5. I love how you make me so happy; love the ways
you show that you care. I love the way you whisper “I love you,” and the way
that you’re always there.
6. Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you
everything is perfect.
7. Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day.
Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
8. I love my life because it gave me you; I love
you because you are my life.
9. There are only two times that I want to be with
you… Now and Forever.
10. If I could choose between loving you and
breathing I would chose my last breathe to say I love you.
11. Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons,
but only one person is enough for a beautiful life…
This shows people who you are, what you’ve become
and who are you are definitely going to be!
1. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t
go anywhere until you change it.
2. Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
3. The quickest way to double your money is to
FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
4. Before you judge me make sure that you’re
perfect.
5. It’s better to live alone. There is no
friendship with a fool.
6. Style is a way to say who u are without
speaking.
7. Always remember you are unique, just like
everyone else.
8. People say I have a dirty mind, But I’m say its
just creative!
9. Hey! I found something under my shoe. Oh, wait.
That’s just your attitude.
10. My attitude is not the problem. You just can’t
handle my personality.
11. I don’t have an attitude. I really am that
good.
12. Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude.
My personality is who I am, but my attitude completely depends on who you are.
13. Patience is not about developing the ability
to wait. It’s about learning how to keep a good attitude while you’re waiting.
14. Luck is success without a positive attitude.
Achievement is success with a positive attitude.
15. Your attitude is just as important as your
skills when it comes to success.
1. Don’T Afraid Of Being Outnumbered. Eagles Fly
Alone. Pigeons Flock Together.
3. Never Depends On Others Too Much Because
Someday You Will Have To Walk Alone.
3. I Forgive But Don’T Forget, Because I Never
Want To Be Hurt The Same Way Twice.
4. When You Feel Like You’Re Fighting Alone In
Life That’S When You Should Be Fighting The Hardest !
5. All Relationships Have One Law. Never Make The
One You love Feel Alone, Especially When You’Re There.
6. Sometimes I Feel Like I Just Want To Be Alone !
But What I Actually Want, Is Someone To Just Hold Me And Tell Me Everything
Will Be Ok!
7. It’s better to be alone than surrounded by
people who make you feel alone.
8. I only have 2 to 3 real friends. I just
tolerate everyone else.
9. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the past
glory of friends flocking around me.
10. Will they ever be lovely people in this world
of ours?
1. A Friend Is Someone Who Knows All About You And
Still Loves You.
2. Only A True Best Friend Can Protect You From
Your Immortal Enemies.
3. A Good Friend Is Hard To Find, Hard To Lose, And
Impossible To Forget
4. Best Friend Is Someone Who Loves You When You
Forget To Love Yourself.
5. I Would Rather Walk With A Friend In The Dark,
Than Alone In The Light.
6. A True Friend Is That One Which Takes Your Hand
But Touches Your Heart.
7. Good Friends Are Hard To Find, Difficult To
Leave, Impossible To Forget.
8. Friends Are Like Stars, They Come And Go, But
The Ones That Stay Are The Ones That Glow
9. Good Friends Will Share The Umbrella. Best
Friends Will Steal It And Yell: Run Loser Run!
10.The Best Way To Stay Close To Someone Is By
Being Just Friend. Nothing More And Nothing Less
11. Friendship is a lot like money. It’s easier
made than kept.
12. We can never be friends because I’m still in
love with you.
13. You know you’re the ugly one when your friends
ask you to take the group picture.
14. Good morning, beautiful friends. May you smile
often and enjoy each moment of your day.
15. A friend never leaves his buddy for a slice of
pizza.
Just like guys code, there is also girls code.
Below are the top latest and best girls Whatsapp status.
1. My love for you is a journey_ that starts at
forever and ends at never in Life…..
2. I lost my Heart Can Any body See…??
3. Love is like a Air ..We can’t see it but! we
can feel it..
4. Love is that which, cannot see the poorness…
5. Love in Life ,Make the life beautiful..
6. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the
Heart.
7. In life I need only U!
8. My “Heart” is always Ur!
9. Love is like the sun which coming out from the
clouds and warming Ur soul.
10. True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No
worries then life is good.
Try to motivate and enlightens someone mood today!
1. Always remember that life is short. Believe
slowly, forgive others quickly, let go of your silly ego, laugh louder, love
truly, and don’t ever avoid anything that makes you happy.
2. Be the kindest to unkind people. Those are the
ones who need it most.
3. To be a true champion, you have to keep
believing in yourself even when others stop.
4. Start wherever you are. Use whatever you have.
Do whatever you can.
5. Success means never giving or taking any
excuses.
6. Don’t worry about failing. Worry about those
chances you never take.
7. Be brave. Don’t be afraid to take risks.
Nothing in this world can substitute experience.
8. It’s never too late to dream another dream or
set another goal.
9. You won’t find a rainbow if you’re looking
down, so look up to the sky.
10. When you’re determined and you take action,
it’s never an impossible feat to reach your goal.
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